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Andy Griffith loves apple pie
With cautioned hot filling.
Bea Arthur loves Big Macs.
Special sauce pasted at the corners
Of her mouth.
Courtney Love loves chicken nuggets
Dipped in honey mustard sauce.
Della Reese loves Dunkin' Donuts
With fruity filling.
Elijah Wood loves Eggo waffles
With maple syrup.
Farrah Fawcett loves barbecue-flavored Fritos.
Gwyneth Paltrow loves gummy bears.
The yellow ones are her favorite.
Holly Hunter loves hot dogs
With extra mayonnaise.
Ian McKellen loves Italian pork sausages.
Jack Nicholson loves Jujy Fruits,
But hates it when it gets stuck in his teeth.
Kim Cattrall is coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.
Lauren Hutton hates lima beans.
Mira Sorvino loves macaroni & cheese
With meatballs.
Nicole Kidman loves Nutri-grain bars.
Oprah Winfrey loves a good omelet.
Puff Daddy loves pork skins
with Tabasco sauce.
Quentin Tarantino loves Quarter Pounders with cheese.
Richard Gere loves relish by the bowlful.
Sally Field loves nothing more than a good Sausage McMuffin,
Yet Tom Selleck hates tomato paste,
But he'll do anything for a tortilla.
Uma Thurman loves Uncle Ben's rice.
Val Kilmer loves a good veal cutlet.
Whoopi Goldberg hates walnuts,
But loves extra-value meals.
Yoko Ono hates yogurt
With fruit at the bottom,
But Zsa Zsa Gabor loves zucchini.